Happy Belated Birthday Aliskevo's Blog!

Yes, yes! This website turned One last month! Yay!
It is school holidays so i havent had much time (and or) little acsess to a computer, and i have been on a holiday interstate. Sweet!

I have been quite busy of late catching up with friends and books and other things, but i haven't had the time to post a new post on here... I will try to squish some stuff that has happend recently on here:

1) My big brother went to 'retreat' up on a mountain with the rest of his year level for a week, where he had to cook his own food, only have one shower the whole time he was gone, sleep in a tent with two other guys (they were making really gay jokes the whole time apparently) and lug a rucksack around the whole time. Sounded like fun! (sarcasm)

2) (also bro related) Alex broke up with his girlfriend after over a year together. His girlfriend has become a bit... how should i say... overreactive? Ouch.

3) one of my best friends got a Boyfriend. Oooh!

4) My artwork has improved (i think anyway). I will put some on here soon.

5) I read a Manga series (although i have seen the show though the internet) called Fruits Basket... you should cheack it out!

6) I have also read the intire Twilight series (within a week i might add). It was very good, almost as good as Maximum Ride!

7)I went to The Show with my Best friend Hoffy (her comp. name) and we got Kanye West sunnies! That are awesome!

8) Whilst on holiday I went camping on a island and lept in a tent with my bro (ugh) on a very uncomfortably matress.

... Thats all i can think of at the moment...

I also did this about 10 minutes ago.. Heh heh!

25

...funny.

I'll put the pictures on later, the computer is being ultra-slow at the moment.

I crack up every time I watch this

Vader is a smartass.

-Skevo-san

Yeah, I know.

I haven't posted in a while I know. Anyway...
I haven't been able to post in a while because:

1) I have had a mountain of HomeWork.
2) My social life got in the way
3) My computer is being a bitch
4) I got a cold
5) I went on camp.
6)... I just couldn't be bothered.

A few things have happened, but i probably can't recall all of them though... I do my best anyway.

I FINALLY read the entire Twilight series! I read them all in less than a week altogether (Hours in total), and i thought they were fantastic! Although, not quite on the Maximum Ride level, but Twilight is coming at a very close second. I can't wait 'till the movie comes out this November. I am going to see it with my best friend.

Ah, lets see...

I did a PERFORMANCE with my cello in front of about, 400 PEOPLE today with Hoffy! AAAGGGHHH! It was HORRIBLE! I PLAYED HORRIBLY!!!
Ahem.
Sorry, i was really nervous, and i am probably over-reacting, but still... ugh.
AND, next week i am doing a vocal performance with my friend Meg; we are singing Breakaway. Hope i do better on that.

I am not sure if I have said this already, but i'll say it again.
I am going to Vietnam this christmas! I am so exited! We are leaving on Xmas eve.

...

I went on a camp for a while about two weeks ago. Yeah, I got hit in the face by a football. That's right, laugh it up.
Anyway, it was alright, I guess. The food was horrible! I thought I was gonna chuck when i ate the peas... they tasted like... i dunno, bits of mashed paper with a bit of plastic rapped around it. Yuk.
The cooks kept on calling me Chocolate Girl. It was extremely strange.
At least i was up in the mountains, nice and cold! (I love cold weather). And for those people who have read Twilight: It was basically like Forks there! Never stopped raining once.

...I don't know if that's all (probably not) but that's all i have got for now.
So-long!

-Skevo-san

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Yeah!

Olympics tomorrow! I hope Australia goes well.

A few days ago me and my friend Hoffy94 went bowling at the local bowling ally. On my first go i missed on my first two shots, but on my third go i got a strike! I was howling with laughter through out the game.
At the place they have a shooting game, so i thought about killing some vertual scum. I was having a load of fun, sreaming "AH-LAAHH" and pulling to trigger and laughing as i shot some bad-guys in the groin.
BUT, on our second game, who should pop in? My brother's friend (who is always winking at me), who also happens to be my music teacher's son. G-U-H. So Mr. B was there as well! At least he didn't talk to me.

Hoffy and I were bowling with the kid whose parents owned the ally, and (this was on the 2nd game as well) Hoffy and i saw this girl we didn't like come in, now, i was thinking 'Oh, holy trombones on a pogo stick', but then i noticed the the kid -lets call him Jack- had gone. I took my shot, then I also noticed that hoffy was roaring with laughter. I asked her 'What the hell are you laughing about', and she said 'go ask jack' so i did. He said that when he saw that girl come in, he saw the looks on my friend and I's faces, he went up to the front desk and said to the girl "sorry we are booked out" and she left! Go Jack!
...so that was funny.

A whole bunch of other funny stuff happened this week, but i can't be bothered telling it right now, so HEH.

-Skevo-San

Pacman

I saw this article on GamesRadar.com about Pac-man, and thought it was so funny! Here is a snippet:

"Pac-Man's got to be right up there with Mario as one of the most recognisable videogame characters of all time. And because his basic design is simple, you can see him everywhere. Whenever you take a slice of pizza or cut a segment from a cake, he's there. Then the noise starts to go in your head: waka waka waka waka waka…

But it doesn't stop there. Turns out he's everywhere. And once you start looking for him, you'll see him in the most unlikely locations."

This couple's blissfully unaware of the peril they're in

Once you see it, the picture's never the same again

No! Not the Arndale Centre!

Clue - look at the top-left. Evil blue Pac-Man strikes again

... Funny eh? There are heaps more, just go to the website! Or, if you are too lazy: http://www.gamesradar.com/f/65-things-that-look-like-pac-man/a-20080627103626864015

enjoy!

-Skevo

Part Two

Part two... enjoy!

I was awake, but my eyes were closed. I know someone was in the room.

Luckily, I always put my supplies in my backpack, not leaving them around, and put the backpack in reach of my bed, for just these occasions.

I tensed up, ready to spring out the door.

"Hey, I think she's waking up"

Great I thought there's more than one.

"Quick! Get Mike…" They said in loud whispers.

I had to blow this joint. And fast.

Then I had an idea.

'I might as well freak them out, while I'm going'…

My eyes opened.

'Shit!' Its awake! One person said

I jumped out of the bed, pulling two guns out from under my pillow, I whipped out my grey and black tipped wings. With a gun in each hand, and wings out, I looked pretty menacing (as you could imagine). I noticed there was five people in my small room, damn.

'The Hybrid is armed!'

'No duh', I said in a cold voice. 'Now, I could kill all of you, in about – I paused – less than four seconds.

The men looked horrified for a few seconds.

'Now, if you would be so kind to step away from the door, I might not have to.'

They shuffled away from the door, looking worriedly at me.

I picked up my back-pack, put on my long black coat, and walked to the door.

When I reached to door, I paused. I turned to one of the men who was wearing black sunnies. I liked them, so I took them off him, and put them on myself.

'Nice sunnies mate.'

I walked out the door and flew up into the sky, feeling pleased with myself.

I was flying roughly north-east, towards Sydney. The place where I grew up (sort of), and the place where a branch of my 'organization' is. We call these branches 'Lairs', but only people who are in the organization call them Lairs. There are quite a few Lairs around the world, for example: Canada, USA, Japan, Bali, etc.

The bad thing about this is that I have to fly all over the place. Now your probably thinking, 'So? You have wings don't you!?' Well my friend, I'd like to see you fly from Australia to America. So I have to take an air-ship (*huge plane-like 'spaceships'*) instead, and that is not a pleasant experience for a Hybrid. Some humans (like the ones before) are very against us. People stay away from our kind though; they are scared of us, especially me, even though I am only fifteen. Ha ha.

I pulled out my sleek mobile and called my boss.

'Sir, the computer-hacker has been taken care of.' I said in a emotionless voice.

'Excellent Taemi,' He replied in a bored voice, 'Return to the Lair immediately for your next job.'

He hung up.

I put the mobile back in my backpack (with a bit of difficulty) while flying, I didn't want to stop until night-time.

(A day later)

6:23pm

I stood on a small cliff, looking over the harbor toward the city of Sydney.

It was getting late, and I had had my rest. I had to get to the Lair soon, for my new 'mission'.

My long jacket whipped around my feet as a gust of cold autumn wind blew by. I looked down the cliff, and jumped with my arms crossed over my chest, and my dark wings out.

Off to my Lair.

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Hope you liked it!